Funn and Games Review 2
Funn & Games
(Full review HERE)
Daddy Oohhh! Productions www.daddyoohhh.com
Director: Richard Wagner
Starring:
Nick Stone
Victor Rios
Simon August
Sean Anderson
Roman Reade
My friend Dan told me a while ago that I should meet Richard Wagner because he was carrying the DVD “BodyRocks” in his DVD store. I was like, “yeah, I’ll give him a call”. And never did. Daddy Ohh Productions is a Seattle based studio using Seattle performers. It sounded interesting, but sometimes I get bombarded with porn where I don’t even want to see a scrotum not to mention the humping and pumping I have to see monthly just to come up with a review. I’m not complaining, I love my job, but even welders get tired sometimes. Well, time passed and I got an email recently from my friend Andy. In it he copied Richard Wagner and then the next day I received an email from Richard himself. He said that he was interested in meeting me too and to give him a call. I did. Child, it was the hottest day of the year and I had taken the day off to have my teeth cleaned, my favorite thing on earth, so I made a date to drop by his villa.
When I got there, I was sweating like a pig and probably looking just as greasy in the heat, and he answered the door. In front of me stood a very handsome, older gentlemen (I was shocked). He invited me in and gave me a glass of water and we sat and talked porn for the next hour or so. Richard is easy to talk to, his villa was comfortable, and it turned out that he and I share the same views on porn and how it could be. Later on he took me upstairs and showed the rough, unedited version of his latest project and we shared feed back on angles, scenes, who was hot, what worked, etc. Great afternoon, great guy. When I got home, in my hot little hands were three DVDs that Richard thought I’d be interested in. The other two will follow, but this time, I’m going to talk to you about “Funn and Games”. It goes a little something like this:
Nick Stone and Victor Rios open this visually stunning DVD. I take it that they are lovers and they are letting us take a peek on them getting busy between the sheets. They open on this lovely bed with this really great comforter. The thing that stood out for me was there was this mirror behind the bed and you can see their refection at all times. This is going to be very important later, so pay attention. Victor is just out and out fine. Fine in that Latin, brown, uncut kinda way. Y’all know what I mean. And the child gives you booty for days. Nick? Let me tell you about Nick. Nick is this little hairy, sexual dynamo that you just can’t keep your eyes off of. He’s not a gym bunny, but he’s not out of shape either. He just gives you that MAN thang. Back in the day, I had to have that smooth, lean Super Model, high maintenance type that makes you so worried that your hair is out of place, because theirs is perfect. You know the ones, it’s all about them? Y’all with me? Today, just give me a regular man. And hair is masculine to me. Anyway, Nick is hot. Nick and Victor kiss and roll about on this bed. The camera takes you outside to this beautiful garden where Simon August is laying out on a chaise lounge. By the way, the house is beautiful and so are the scenes of Lake Washington and the general Northwest. Before long, Nick and Victor take it to a balcony where they can look out and where you can also see Simon playing with himself. One thing I like about this video is how our Director is so patient. He wants you to enjoy the lover’s foreplay and he wants you to wallow in the lushness of it all. So, Simon is outside jacking this really thick cock and Victor and Nick getting busy. Nick turns that boo-boo to Victor and he slaps it and rims it and they just having themselves a high ho time. Ain’t that what lovers do? The camera takes you to a shot where Victor is rimming Nick and you get to see all of that hairy man ass in it’s glory. Nick wastes no time in arching that back. I love that. Outside Simon applies baby oil to his cock and he’s enjoying himself too. Upstairs, Nick and Simon are still kissing and playing around when Simon gets up and decides to join them and enters the house. He stands and just looks up at them and it’s something about the way he looks at them that I thought was cool. Before long, he walks up the stairs and joins them. Victor with his fine ass shucks his sweats and BA-DOW!!! There’s that smooth, brown, bubble of an ass. The two become three, cocks get hard and it’s on, ya’ll. They get to rubbing cocks and Nick falls to his knees. All three have wood, but in my opinion Victor’s is the prettiest, maybe because it’s uncut. I don’t know. Maybe it’s me. I’ve never had a problem with cut or uncut. No matter how you slice it, it’s gonna come up dick anyway right?
While on the floor Nick sucks Simon’s too and after rubbing themselves together and kissing some more they take it to the bedroom. It’s here where the mirror comes in handy. Once again the Director takes his time to prolong this three way and it works. Nick gets rimmed by Simon while he’s sucking Victor and so on. And is it me or is Victor’s cock one of those that’s hard to measure? I swear it looks bigger as the scene goes by, not that I’m a size queen or anything like that. The three have great chemistry together, but in my opinion it’s Nick who steals the scene. He’s masculine and you just can’t take your eyes off him. There are great ass shots, great shots in general and the mirror works. Play close attention to Nick and you will see that he’s rock hard throughout the entire scene. Very important. That shows me that he’s not acting, he’s enjoying himself. Nothing bugs me more than a soft bottom. Simon and Victor just can’t get enough of Nick’s hairy ass. They finger it, they rim it and before long, my man Victor puts on a condom and dives right on in. He wiggles, he jiggles, he’s riding while Nick is sucking Simon. In the end they lay side by side and watch each other jack off. Nick is the first to shoot, Victor is next. Simon doesn’t shoot and it’s fine, but what’s up with that? Nonetheless, beautifully filmed scene.
Next Sean Anderson, this little college jock looking blonde approaches Roman’s house with some mail. Roman is dark, balding and has this nasty look in his eyes. Y’all know I love that. Sean is in sweats (no shirt) and Roman is in a towel. They sit on this great sofa and Roman immediately goes for Sean’s nipples. Pay close attention to his eyes. This man ain’t fed in a while. Next thing you know Sean’s sweats are off and Roman goes for the cock. The towel is out of the way and I swear Roman must be featuring about nine inches and like Nick in the other scene he’s hard as can be. And ain’t it funny how sometimes the ones with the biggest cock is straight up basic bottom? Same is true here. Roman wastes no time showing off his “head techniques”. Poor Sean didn’t have a chance. I love how this scene is totally different than the first. Different because there’s this raw sexual energy to these two. The three in the first scene were loving and tender. Loving and tender? Not when Roman is around. Sean, bless his hard maybe top, but when it was time for him to suck Roman, the poor child just couldn’t do it. I found myself yelling at the television, “girl, suck that dick! What you doing!?” I think Mr. Wagner saw the poor child struggling because we immediately see Roman back in charge. There is this great shot where Roman is on his knees, backed arched, hole just out there and he’s sucking like a calf. All the time his nine inches is just a waving. There is another shot where he’s on the sofa and Sean is standing and you see his mouth just open like a seagull. I was like, “you go girl. Take control honey, ain’t no body saying nothing over here.” Mr. Wagner loves the little details, so pay attention to the performers faces, that’s where the action is. It’s written in their expressions. These two are perfect together. And Lord when Sean starts to fucking, Roman is in heaven. There is a shot where it’s filmed from the side of Sean’s hairless, creamy ass. In the shot you can see the “feed me Seymour” look in Roman’s face Very hot. After awhile, Sean lays back jacking and Roman’s face is close to his balls. He licks his thigh and even licks Sean’s fingers. Hell, I’d cum too. Sean fills Roman’s cheek, lips, nose and chin with goo. Roman, leans back and pumps out a load from nothing but wood. The scene ends with this great smile on Roman’s face. Guess what? “Funn and Games” will make you smile too.
But I got to tell you, “Funn and Games is only available on DVD and like the classic porn of yesterday, there is no dialogue. It’s really not needed. The beauty of it will lure you in. The music is subtle, the scenery is great, the performers are hot and who wants to hear some lipsy performer say in that nasal voice, “wow coach, you’ve been working out?” Don’t get me started.
Funn & Games Review
Funn & Games
(Full review HERE)
Cast: Nick Stone, Victor Rios, Simon August, Sean Anderson and Roman Reade.
Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D.
Writer: Steven E. Webb (The storytelling is wordless—there is no audible dialog.)
Production date: 2001
Length: 70 min.
Extras: An 8-min. behind-the-scenes featurette and four performer galleries with 5–15 photos each.
Audio/visual quality: Daddy Oohhh! is a young studio that’s still working toward improvement in their technique. Expect some problems with grain, soft focus, rough edits and white balance shifts. The camera style is not highly explicit and usually avoids extreme close-ups. But the lighting is good overall, and the sets are visually appealing. The first scene incorporates the same classy modern rooms that appear in Good Morning Men, with a mirrored headboard providing an alternate angle on some of the action. The second scene features a sexy red and brown tribal-themed den that I haven’t seen before.
Daddy Oohhh!’s soundtracks never fail to please me. Funn & Games’ moody romantic sextronica is extremely easy on the ears, even if it does loop once or twice. There is no location sound—just the music.
First impression: Why is it spelled “Funn?” Maybe because there’s one “n” for “naughty” and one for “nice!”
Scene highlights: Funn and Games includes two sensuous, full-length scenes that unfold on a Sunday morning in the Pacific Northwest.
Nick Stone and Victor Rios awaken with a kiss on a sunny Seattle day (no, it doesn’t always rain in the Emerald City). Victor helps Nick out of his “I love boys” tee shirt. This is followed by more kissing, full body embracing, a little tussling to determine who loses his skivvies first—these men definitely care about the “play” in foreplay! They walk hand-in-hand to an indoor balcony, where Nick slo-ooo-wly loses his Halloween-themed boxers so Victor can knead and rim his cute hairy butt.
Meanwhile, another early riser is tanning on the deck of the same bed and breakfast. Simon August is all by his lonesome, but he capably takes matters into his own hands with a bottle of baby oil. By the time he spots the Nick and Victor through a window, the tall, fair stranger is sporting a very attractive erection. Who could resist? Certainly not this loving couple, who happily welcome the inquisitive guest with big smiles and friendly smooches.
Nick and Victor each take a turn providing double blowjobs. Simon mushes his face deep into Nick’s ass cleft while Nick deeply sucks Victor’s uncirumcised penis. The threesome triangulates several other ways, and Nick accepts the center spot twice as the oral giver and anal receiver. Simon gyrates his hips and swizzles Nick’s sphincter before pumping it hard and fast. Victor agreeably completes Nick’s anal workout. Nick and Victor lie side by side and pop healthy loads in quick succession (no cutaway shot) while Simon supports. The scene concludes with happy cuddles.
Roman Reade graciously asks Sean Anderson to step inside after Sean stops by with a misdelivered letter. Sean doesn’t appear to be at all dissuaded by the fact that Roman is wearing only a towel around his waist. By the time they settle into the leather sofa, there’s a significant tenting effect going on. They nuzzle together, and Roman unties the drawstring of his neighbor’s sweatpants with a hungry sideways glance. The blowjobs include a little mutual masturbation. Roman does an exceptional job of taking Sean’s cock repeatedly down his throat before slipping it effortlessly into his ass.
They make a smooth, connected transition between positions with Roman grinning in wild ecstasy at Sean’s gusto. After Roman receives extended anal attention, Sean self-stimulates for several minutes and climaxes onto the side of Roman’s face. The editing could have been a little tighter here, but I can see why all the footage was included. Roman repeatedly eyes Sean’s perfect penis with an awestruck gaze, exactly like he’s discovered the face of God. Roman then strokes his own extra-long schlong to release a light load onto his ribcage.
The behind-the-scenes featurette captures a peek at post-coital glow, along with Sean shaking off a leg cramp. We hear good interaction between the cast and crew and see a few flubs. There’s even a bit of extra sex, including a pretty little clip of Simon giving the cameraman a knowing look while he plays with himself.
Screenshots: At this writing, soft-core images from Funn & Games are available at the Daddy Oohhh! website. They provide a good sense of the attractiveness of the performers and the overall vibe of the movie.
Thumbs up: The sex has a genuine warmth and authenticity to it. I never once doubt that these men really want to be doing what they’re doing. It’s fun—and inspiring—to watch as expressions of pleasure and delight play across their faces.
This is the fourth Daddy Oohhh! production I’ve reviewed, and I continue to be thrilled by the uniqueness of each one. I never get the sense that I’m watching assembly line porn. Funn & Games has much of the same sweetness as the first Daddy Oohhh! movie I watched (Willie Gets a Brand-New Thing), but in an all-sex format as opposed to a feature.
Just as a footnote, the Daddy Oohhh! producers have endured a bit of criticism over the fact that their movies don’t always emphasize ejaculations. For the record, Funn & Games scores a reasonably high cumshot percentage: four out of five. Nick’s is especially hearty (as it should be, after all that loving attention in scene one!). The penises stay nice and hard throughout, too.
Thumbs down: Although I dig the romantic feel of this movie, I initially felt a little teased and even frustrated by it. These men seem to go deeply into the lovemaking, and I kept wanting to see and hear the intercourse more explicitly. I especially missed the sounds of the friendly ass slaps, the spontaneous laughter and the grunts of arousal and pleasure. This is largely a personal preference, however. Viewers who like their porn on the softer side might really appreciate the lack of intrusiveness in this presentation. It bothered me less during the second viewing, when I better understood what to expect and raised the rating from three stars to four. (I also liked the freedom of playing the DVD at an appreciable volume while simultaneously enjoying the view of the roofers on my neighbor’s house through my wide open window!)
Themes: Gay, three-way, masturbation, oral, deep-throating, anal, rimming, kissing, undressing, tease, facial.
Condom use: Yes, consistently for anal sex. We even see Victor lubing up and rolling his rubber on, which suits me just fine.
Juice-o-meter: Medium for the first viewing; high for the second.
Final analysis: Funn & Games is a good choice for viewers seeking joyful smut. The attitude is affectionate and positive, without lacking in intensity. The performers’ personalities really shine through their facial expressions, which gives the sex a feeling of freshness and realness. I definitely believe Funn & Games is worth watching more than once!
BodyRocks Review
BodyRocks
(Full review HERE)
Cast: Nick Stone, Sebastian Long (aka Roman Reade), Sean Anderson, Bryce Denim, Todd Newman, Clay Calhoon, Bart Wells, Angus Reed and Orlando Alverez.
Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D.
Writer: Steven E. Webb
Production date: 2001
Length: 60 min.
Extras: A 5-min. behind-the-scenes featurette, a trailer for BodyRocks II and a gallery with 50 images.
Audio/visual quality: It’s clear right from the opening credits that this is a classy and artistic production. The camera traces the elegantly lit contours of an attractive nude body—it’s Nick Stone, reclining and breathing deeply—while a smooth, sexy dance beat plays on the soundtrack. The editing is spirited and playful, with lots of special effects like split screens, picture-in-picture, monochrome tints, widescreen masks, enhanced motion, jump cuts, mirror images, blurs, frames and filters (I’m not sure I have all the correct technical names, but hopefully you get the idea). There are ongoing issues with soft focus, remnants and shadows throughout the movie, but they’re not too distracting. The worst of the visual flaws are concentrated in the last scene, where crew members occasionally intrude at the edges and let their shadows fall on the performers in a more noticeable way. The set design has a nicely authentic feel; it looks exactly like a moderately upscale office complete with a professional massage table.
The soundtrack, by Icepick, is topnotch. I really can’t imagine anything more perfect for this production. It has
such a great rhythm that I find myself practically dancing in my seat while watching the movie. The on-site audio, where it exists, is sometimes muffled and/or accompanied by background hum. It’s not impossible to understand the dialog, but I occasionally have to turn up the volume. Personally, I think music’s so good that any blemishes in the location sound can probably be forgiven.
First impression: Hands down, BodyRocks is one sexy DVD!
Scene highlights: The plot is so spare that I decided not to rate it, though the guys deserve credit for delivering their minimal dialog in a natural fashion. BodyRocks is a series of vignettes revolving around the personal services available in a sensual massage room. It’s erotic yet also definitely hard-core (in fact, it’s significantly harder than the other four movies currently available from this studio).
Orlando Alverez, the receptionist, shows Clay Calhoon to the treatment room. Clay rubs his crotch briefly through his boxer briefs before stripping completely and reclining butt-up on the massage table. Heh heh, I think he’s experienced sessions with this therapist before. Sean Anderson (a good-looking, nicely freckled newbie) has barely begun his first oil strokes when Clay nuzzles his face against Sean’s groin. That’s all the encouragement Sean needs to get naked, too. Sean grasps the back of Clay’s head while his cock disappears deep into Clay’s willing mouth. Sean joins Clay on the table to provide similar oral attention. Sean rolls Clay’s hips up into the air to aim long, assertive strokes down his ass. Both men relieve their tension very effectively onto their own lean bellies.
Todd Newman arrives at BodyRocks wearing a suit and glasses. He complains of girlfriend troubles and confesses his nervousness about seeing a male massage therapist. Because he doesn’t seem sure of what he’s getting into, the scene initially feels a little uncomfortable to me (though in an interesting way). Bryce Denim‘s specialty is beginners; he soon soothes Todd’s jumpiness. A little effleurage and a lot of kissing are exactly what Todd needs. I like the way Bryce eagerly clambers over Todd for the oral sex, first licking his leg. During 69, Todd fully opens his throat by dangling his head off the edge of the massage table. The camera angle provides a great view of Todd rimming Bryce’s ass. Todd fucks Bryce directly to nirvana, with Bryce’s stomach muscles growing tighter and tighter until he erupts on them. Todd shoots a second layer of cum across the same spot. These two have great chemistry, finishing with huge grins on their faces. This scene also provides the first clue that someone has been watching the action with a hidden camera.
Bart Wells has obviously been Roman Reade‘s client for quite some time, since he lets Roman eye him up and down as he disrobes. Roman’s cock is so substantial that Bart is pretty much forced to focus his mouthwork on the head. Roman gives Bart’s ass a friendly slap before he rims it. Roman playfully pumps Bart’s butt in four positions, including cowboy, which allows some truly outstanding eye contact between the two men. Roman wanks out a thick load all over Bart’s fresh, receptive face (including his lips and eyelids). Roman’s hair is thinning a bit on top, and I think viewers who appreciate the older man/younger man dynamic are really going to dig this sizzling scene.
Nick Stone (the box cover model) waits at the front desk for the arrival of the next appointment. Angus Reed looks pretty dang happy when he learns that Nick will be his therapist—an attitude that I can definitely understand. Nick helps Angus get comfortable right away, caressing him as he’s still undressing and giving him something nice to suck. Nick then wraps his lips around Angus’ shaft, skillfully working it at all depths, from tip to base. Angus appears to go into an altered state of ecstasy when Nick teases his sphincter with tongue and fingers. Two fingers, three, four and a thumb…now that’s stretchy! Angus proves himself equal to Nick’s deepthroating during an oral interlude. Nick then thoroughly opens Angus’ ass with a hefty flesh-colored dildo and (briefly) with an insertion of his entire hand. Angus keeps his back arched practically the whole time from the sheer intensity of it. As a final gift to his client, Nick sends a strong arc of semen across Angus’ torso, which he receives with a grateful smile. But that’s not all, since partway through this scene, Orlando reveals himself as the naughty boy who’s been watching the sessions. He strokes himself to orgasm while watching the video feed from the hidden camera (which I can relate to, since my response is pretty much identical to his).
At the end of a busy day, the staff members of BodyRocks gather in the lounge to unwind. Nick, Roman, Bryce and Sean pull off their clothes and join up every which way. There’s good, bustling energy to this scene; all four performers are frequently visible at the same time, and they’re all busy. Roman wears a rubber cock ring. Each man gives and receives oral. Roman and Nick take turns as the center of attention, while the other guys actively stimulate their anuses, penises and mouths. Roman’s butt somehow accommodates the thick dildo from the previous scene. All four men climax onto Roman’s chest and stomach (Roman and Sean ejaculate in the same take, with no cutaway shot). This scene grew on me with successive viewings. I considered it above average the first time I saw it, but after familiarizing myself more with each of the individual studs, I really got into it the second time.
The behind-the-scenes featurette is short but sweet. We see a few flubs, a little extra sex, and fun interaction between performers and crew.
Screenshots: At this writing, pix from the set of BodyRocks are available at the Daddy Oohhh! website. These images give an accurate idea of what the performers look like, but don’t fully communicate the aesthetic quality of the movie.
Thumbs up: Choosing an overall rating on this title has been challenging; I debated quite a while between a 4 and a 4.5. There’s no doubt in my mind that BodyRocks is “very good” (the 4-star rating), but is it truly “exceptional” (the 4.5-star rating)? Two elements boosted it to the higher mark: (1) the production quality in the editing/soundtrack and (2) my developing obsession for Nick. Nick Stone, with that oh-so-naughty gleam in his eye and irresistible manly body hair, positively exudes seductive sexual energy. My sources tell me that he also appears in the sixth Daddy Oohhh! title, which was taped in mid-March 2003 and will hopefully be released soon. I’m already waiting on the edge of my very moist seat.
I realize that some viewers prefer straightforward porn with no music and no visual effects. This DVD is probably not the best choice for any purists. But one of the common objections I’ve heard is that some producers use editing effects in a cheap attempt to disguise poor heat and chemistry. This is never a problem with BodyRocks. Four out of five of the scenes feature excellent one-on-one action, with just the right flow of foreplay and hard-core for my tastes. With strong performances like these, the editor can legitimately go to town with further enhancements. The resulting style reminds me a little of the dreamlike path that my own fantasies often take. For this reason, I find Bodyrocks highly arousing as well as highly aesthetic.
Thumbs down: The running time is a bit lean. Or maybe it just seems that way; this movie flies by for me. One more scene would have been nice. I believe BodyRocks is the first of Daddy Oohhh’s DVDs (I’m watching them out of order), but future releases would benefit from the addition of a bonus scene in the extras. It’s becoming clear to me that although this studio is consistently sex-positive, the movies do have some great variations in style. Bonus scenes and/or trailers on each disc would help familiarize new viewers with more of Daddy Oohhh’s catalog.
Also, this is just a personal preference, but I would’ve enjoyed seeing a little more massage. Roman and Nick, in particular, appear to have a confident sense of touch. And though this doesn’t bother me, I feel obligated to note that some penises in this movie are not erect 100% of the time and that two of the nine performers do not ejaculate. If this is a pet peeve for you, but the movie sounds good otherwise, you might consider checking it out as a rental/VOD instead of a purchase.
Themes: Gay, group, masturbation, oral, deepthroating, anal, rimming, fisting, facial, toys (dildo, cock ring), voyeurism, kissing, undressing.
Condom use: Yes, always for anal sex.
Juice-o-meter: Very high.
Final analysis: My admiration for this young, independent Seattle studio keeps expanding with each movie I see. For hot gay sex that doesn’t insult your intelligence, Daddy Oohhh! is the place to go. BodyRocks, with its great sexual chemistry and appealing audiovisual aesthetics, is a perfect place to start.
Funn & Games Released
Director
Richard Wagner
Starring
Victor Rios, Sean Anderson, Nick Stone, Roman Reade, Simon August
Ya know, Seattle is such a remarkable place. Lovers have more fun here. Strangers are always invited to become part of the family. And neighbors, why…they just go out of their way to be neighborly. Just watch what happens on a typical Sunday morning here in the Emerald City.
Lovers, Nick and Victor, encounter, Simon, a fellow guest at an out of the way Bed & Breakfast here in town. They become family instantly, giving new meaning to the terms Bed and Breakfast.
Then the amazingly talented Roman entertains his unsuspecting neighbor, Sean. Jeez, Roman, he only stopped by to drop off some mis-delivered mail.
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BodyRocks Released
Director
Richard Wagner
Starring
Sean Anderson, Nick Stone, Bryce Denim, Clay Calhoon, Sebastian Long, Todd Newman, Bart Wells, Orlando Alverez, Angus Reed
Have people been rubbing you the wrong way lately? Forgotten what is like to be rubbed the right way? Well, relax and enjoy the personal service available at BODYROCKS.
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